Claim: KPriest was a member of DPChallenge.com who performed incredible feats of strength and magic.
Example:[Collected on the Internet, 2005]
Now sit right down and you'll hear a tale. A tale of a man that used to roam the forums of DPC, causing spontaneous outbursts of laughter and the spewing of coffee and soda on monitors and keyboards. His username was KPriest. In addition to his powers to harness the humorosity of the universe, it is said that he had huge claws and could breathe radioactive fire.
KPriest wreaked havoc on DPC for a brief period of about six months before he suddenly vanished. Some say they saw him whisked away into the sky in a chariot with wheels of fire. Some say he was whisked away in a black car by government agents. Still others say that he was taken away by a group of men in white coats. Nobody knows for sure, but despite his mysterious disappearance, a huge number of DPCers report sightings of him nearly every day.
Origins: This piece, which began
circulating in mid 2008, is neither an accurate
description of KPriest, nor of the events. KPriest was a DPCer from 2004 through 2005, but he was a simple, mild-mannered photographer for the DPC Enquirer. In regards to claims of super strength - the only demonsration of strength during KPriest's time on DPC was when he beat a six year old hungarian boy with a rake.
KPriest's sudden disapearance, while the circumstances of which are not fully known, was really a non-event. He simply faded away. As far as reports of recent sightings - no evidence exists to verify these sightings and are most likely attributable to other DPCers active imaginations.
Last
updated: 30 July 2008
The URL for this page is
http://snopes.artroflmao.com/kpriest/
